"HA! HA! I mean...HO! HO! HO!"

A middle aged woman in a Mrs. Santa suit, with a HUGE bag of neatly wrapped red 'gifts' walks into the bar. (Run ladies! Run!) She dumps the whole lot under the tree with satisfaction. They all have little tags on them. Maybe there's one for you ( Read more... )

A bored, slightly drunk Mother Nature is really not a good thing, as far as humans are involved ( Read more... )

The beautiful woman seated at the bar sipping a glass of wine may not be the Mother Nature you're used to seeing around the bar from time to time. The small stack of red-wrapped boxes on the bar might be a clue to her real identity, though.

She appears to be in a good mood--care to take your chances?

There is deafening crack of thunder when Mother Nature appears in the bar this time, with a bag full of small red gift boxes to rival Santa's toy sack. Her face reflects the fury she feels, and any woman who comes close to her is liable to be given a gift, whether they recently got one from her or not. Men...your pants might just fit a little more ( Read more... )

Mother Nature is in an odd mood, today. Thinking of taking the animals of the forest a treat, she can be seen leaving a veritable feast of fruits and vegetables at the edge of the tress. Once done, she moves a small distance away and stretches out on the grass to watch and see how they react to twenty pounds of various fermented fruit. After all, ( Read more... )

Mother Nature is behind the bar this evening, not a gift in sight (she's got them on autopilot). She waves a hand at the specials board and a pretty, flowing script embellished with green vines and flowers appears.

TODAY'S SPECIALS

Summertime
Springtime
Atumnal Equinox
Winter Tropic

See? Not a single Bloody Mary on the list!

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Raven Sable pulls out a barstool as if he comes in every day, and takes the slim, black laptop out of his leather (slim, black) briefcase. He places the laptop on the bar, then aligns a (slim, black) iPhone precisely next to it. (It has only one application, something called iDiet.) A napkin appears on the bar's surface ( Read more... )

Door opens, and behold ( Read more... )

Mother Nature is sitting at a table near the stairs with three red, gift wrapped boxes in front of her.

For the moment she is merely enjoying a drink and a small plate of chocolates, but those boxes will need to be delivered sooner or later.

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Mother Nature arrives behind the bar when no one is looking, wearing her signature green suit and smiling happily as she writes on the specials board with an elegant hand.

Bloody Marys 1/2 Price!
Men named Raph drink for free!

She ties a white apron around her waist and settles in for a fun time.

"Happy Hour is officially open!"

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